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Hello all -

This was passed on to me from one of my students.  It's
horrible...Tucker Max #2 - or trying to be at least...

http://jezebel.com/#!5779905/usc-frat-guys-email-explains-women-are-targets-not-actual-people-like-us-men


Frat Email Explains Women Are "Targets," Not "Actual People"

Margaret Hartmann — Frat Email Explains Women Are "Targets," Not
"Actual People"Once again an idiotic college student has brought shame
on his fraternity, his school, and possibly the entire Greek system by
doing something that confirms every misogynistic frat guy stereotype.
Today we received a copy of a an email purportedly written by a member
of USC's Kappa Sigma chapter, in which he offers a treatise on how to be
an effective "cocksman" (how creative). Disgust ensues.

Here's the email that went out to his fraternity brothers:

    To the Distinguished Gentlemen of the Kappa Sigma Fraternity:

    As I have mentioned I will be starting a weekly Gullet Report. In
response to the Soft Report, I felt it necessary to offer a contrasting
and more uplifting telegram. My theories and practices are elaborated in
more detail in the body of this email.

    Please send me all of your hook-ups in Tucker Max format (for those
unfamiliar with this legend, google will suffice). These renditions
should be elaborate and interesting. I want raw data on who fucks and
who doesn't. In conclusion the gullet report will strengthen brotherhood
and help pin-point sorostitiutes more inclined to put-out. From my
experience when a female goes Ksig shes typically repeats.

    For your entertainment read on and pause for note taking. My hope
is that ALL of our brothers will follow this creed with pride and
distinction.

    I have come to write this memo to you today to educate on the only
life worth living, that of a Cocksman. A Cocksman is taught to live by
the two most applicable principles I know: The Pie and the Gullet. You
may already be lost in trying to comprehend this logic. Do not worry
this is completely understandable. By the end of this memo, you will not
only gain a greater understanding of what it means to live, but you will
have embraced a lifestyle. However, in order for this to happen you
first must know a couple key terms.

    Note: I will refer to females as "targets". They aren't actual
people like us men. Consequently, giving them a certain name or
distinction is pointless.

    Pie: A target's vagina. Some of you may have heard phrases such as,
twat, cooter, muff, snatch, poontang, cock pocket, DNA dumpster, fun
hatch, cock sock, the fish flap, spunk-pot, whisker biscuit, or the
rarely used, wizard's sleeve. All these terms are interchangeable and
fine to use. However, for the purpose of this memo, I will refer to a
target's vagina as pie.

    Gullet: Usually refers to a target's mouth and throat. Most often
pertains to a target's throat capacity and it's ability to gobble cock.
If a target is known to have a good gullet, it can deep-throat dick
extremely well. My advice is to seek out this target early in the night.
Good Gullet Girls (GGG) are always scooped up well before last call.

    Grip: Refers to the tightness of a target's pie. If a target is
said to have good grip, your cock probably feels like it's in a vice
when you are deep inside it. If a target is said to have great grip,
your cock probably feels like it got caught in a Chinese finger trap.
Gentlemen, don't let a target like that get away from you. Avoid the
pie's that are extremely meaty and resemble a cold cut combo from
Subway. More often then not, if a target's pie looks like a bag of roast
beef on the outside, it's probably a Cleveland Sideslapper.

    Cleveland Sideslapper: An extremely loose pie. The target's pie has
become so loose because of overusage, the lips of the pie flap and slap
it's inner thigh as it walks.

    Pie-Getters: A man that is possessed with getting his nut off. He
exists solely to spread his seed in any pie that will have him.

    R.D.A (Raw Dog Assassin): A man that refuses to wear condoms
because no feeling on earth can compare to a warm piece of pie coming in
contact with your cock. Let's be honest, if it isn't raw it isn't real.
Drawbacks of this philosophy are that you may have to visit the clinic
more often than not, but a quick penicillin shot really isn't that bad
(trust me).

    Loop n' Doop: A target that is very easy to take down. All she
takes is a good amount of liquor (loop) and she will be good to go for
you to fuck her (doop). Be careful with loop n' doops, because too much
loop and they will get sick and be useless entities.

    Guap n' Drop: A target that is extremely difficult to take down.
She probably doesn't drink very much and she probably has a high
socioeconomic status. Simple tactics wont impress her. It will take a
good amount of effort and time to crack these. You are going to have to
open up the wallet (guap) and spend (drop) a good amount on her to
finally get to the pie. Better hope it has great grip for all your
diligent work.

    Defending the Gullet Report:
    You may feel this is an unnecessary initiative. Gentlemen, you
could not be more wrong. Gullet Reports only exist to help pie-getters
get their nut more. It gives them the knowledge so they can operate as
an efficient, calculated assassin. It also exists to call out the
pie-getters who may fabricate stories sometimes or tend to exaggerate
their sexual encounters. You all know who you are, and should be ashamed
of your actions. There is nothing wrong with having a fatty on your
record.

    Also, sometimes targets that look like a Mack truck ran over their
face have the greatest bodies and some outstanding grip. He who is
without sin can cast the first stone, but he does not exist. Having a
bad mark on your resume is a slight drawback of being a dedicated
nut-getter. Shit happens. But own up to your disgrace, as you will only
make the situation worse if you don't take credit for dicking-down
scum.

    By now I assume some of you are wondering what constitutes a bad
mark on your resume. To simplify the matter, I have come up with a
rating system so strict that most of you will cringe when you actually
figure out what your lifetime average really is. This scale was created
because a friend of mine went on a spring break trip and came back
claiming he fucked a 9. His defense was "she had to be a 9 man. She was
the hottest girl I ever fucked." That was when my friend and I decided
to institute an absolute ranking system that could be universally used
and implemented.

    The scale is a simple 1-10 ranking system, with outliers existing
up to a -5. Anything worse than that and I suggest you go find the
nearest cliff and end your sorry putz existence. You don't deserve to
use your cock anymore and you don't deserve to live your life. Moving
on, I am sorry to break it to you but no one in our fraternity has ever
fucked a 10. Probably only a handful have put down a 7. Society has
inflated your perception and lowered your standards. My scale is
absolute. It takes nothing else into account but pure physical beauty.
Anything you can see with your eyes is fair game, however, a target does
not get a higher ranking if it has "great grip" or a "great gullet." How
many times have you seen some sorry sap trying to justify fucking a poor
piece of pie by saying "dude she gives great head" or "her pussy is so
tight!" Many fatties and uglies do have great gullets and are
particularly good at sex. They have to be more dedicated to their craft
because no one would talk to them otherwise. Likewise, a target does not
receive a reduced ranking if you get down to the pie and it resembles a
slaughterhouse. It's unfortunate, but poor qualities like that do not
lower her physical beauty.

    I would now like to take the time to explain the rating system in
detail. I will not cover negatives because when you are trying to decide
whether a target is a -3 or -2 that's just sad for mankind. Moreover,
since I do not personally know you I cannot be the judge of what pie you
have fucked. I will offerer my guidance upon request because I consider
my self a pie-getting veteran. My judgment is sound and I promise to
give you my unbiased opinion. Seek my council in ranking a target, as
initially this will be a difficult challenge for you.

    To accumulate your lifetime average, have all the pies you have
fucked verified by a brother who is also subject to these gullet
reporting regulations. Then add up their ranks and divide by how many
pies you have fucked. A good score is right around a 5.

    To accumulate your "filth rating," add up all the pieces of pie you
have fucked that are a 3 or below and divide by how many pies you have
fucked. Make this a percentage. For example, my filth rating is at 12%,
but I have exceeded 50 pieces of pie. Not bad.

    10- The likes of Marissa Miller and Megan Fox. No one will ever get
this.
    9- If any of you are lucky to get so close to perfection, feel
blessed. If you fuck this up, you should be lynched. This is your
ceiling.
    8- See #7
    7-Wife Status. Be careful not to fuck this up.
    6-Date Status. Be careful when you cheat, but still cheat
    5-Apply the 5x5 rule. Toot it 5 times, and then boot it. Move onto
the next piece of pie.
    4-One night stands, but they are fairly attractive. Should not be
repeats.
    3-The filth cut-off. These are not attractive women, but sadly many
of you have fucked these.
    2-Still filth. Still Pathetic.
    1-Anything this close to 0 is bad. You better be 3 four lokos deep
to justify this abomination
    0-Let me just say from experience, when calculating your lifetime
pie accumulation, throwing a 0 in the mix really hurts the average.

    Additional Rules for a Cocksman

    1.) Non-consent and rape are two different things. There is a fine
line, so make sure not to cross it.
    2.) A target should maintain the hair around her pie. It's a matter
of respect. Maintenance is preferred (I prefer pie that has been lasered
increasing the aesthetics and feel).
    3.) Do your research and find out what is a loop n' doop target and
what is a guap n' drop target. Keep yourself busy by fucking loop n'
doops while working on a guap n' drop on the side. It only makes perfect
sense.
    4.) When utilizing the loop power of 4 Lokos, be careful. A target
on one 4 Loko is putting the odds in your favor of getting some pie. A
target on two 4 Lokos is going to get sick and pass out. A target on
three 4 Lokos leads to instances of litigation and lawsuits. Terms like
"sexual assault" seem to be used in this case.

    Pie Code

    A pie code is essential to have so pie-getters can have a
conversation in front of targets while talking about them and deciding
which one to make a move on. The following references:

    Blackberry: A black target
    Blueberry Pie: half-black/half-white
    Pumpkin Pie: A latin/mexican target
    Pecan Pie: half-white/half-latin
    Strawberry Pie: white target
    Cherry pie: A young white target
    Lemon Meringue: Asian target

    Note: If you are so lucky to encounter a perfect piece of pie. I
mean the grip is out of this world, it doesn't look like hair ever
existed in the region, and it tastes like strawberry shortcake, then you
are allowed to refer to the pie as crème brulee. It must hit the
tri-fecta to be considered for this great and honorable distinction.

    *Don't fuck middle-eastern targets. Exhibit some patriotism and
have some pride. You want your cock smelling like falafel? Filth.

    Do not recreate this email. This is for Kappa Sigmas. I will track
you down and take your soul if you transmit this email to anyone outside
our brotherhood.

    - [NAME/RIDICULOUS NICKNAMES REDACTED]

The email covers disgusting frat guy cliches — racism, degrading
women, and promoting sexual assault — so thoroughly that it almost
seems like a parody, but it appears to be real. The student who
initially forwarded it says the author is "getting in a shit load of
trouble because it got out." (Charming side note: It was originally
passed around because it was "funny.")

According to USC's Daily Trojan, the email has been going around
campus, and the fraternity's national organization is investigating.
Mitchell Wislon, executive director of Kappa Sigma Fraternity, told the
Daily Trojan:

    "The content [of the e-mail] is contrary to everything [Kappa Sigma
stands] for and we are not going to allow individuals to attempt to
tarnish our name in any form or fashion ... We will pursue this as far
as we can."

    "Obviously we are appalled that [the e-mail is] associated in any
way with our name because the e-mail is disgusting and offensive ... We
are going to do our best to identify who the author is and hold the
person accountable."

Wilson added that if the member is identified, he'll be suspended or
expelled from the organization, but he raised the possibility that it
could have been circulated by another fraternity as a prank.

USC officials say they won't take action until Kappa Sigma's national
organization has completed its investigation. Pat Lauer, president of
USC's Interfraternity Council, condemned the email, saying:

    "The e-mail is repulsive, it's ridiculous, it's insulting ... It's
just really sad that this e-mail doesn't reflect the standard of any
fraternity or chapter in our community. What's more shocking is that
such a respected fraternity's name is on that e-mail."

Of course one student's moronic attempt to amuse his frat brothers
doesn't reflect the attitudes of every guy in a Greek organization.
However, it is one of the most thorough articulations we've seen of the
culture of misogyny that thrives in many fraternities across the
country.

Kappa Sigma Nationals Investigating Viral E-Mail [Daily Trojan]




Juliette Grimmett
Assistant Director, NC State University Women's Center
Interpersonal Violence Services
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