Subject: For Brown College Graduates living in the Washington, DC Metro Area

Description: BC-DC IS THE LISTSERV FOR GETTING RIDES TO REAGAN OR DULLES AT 4AM, A SAMPLING OF THOSE MAGIC EMAILS COMPULSIVELY READ IN YOUR DIMLY-LIT DOWNTOWN OFFICE WHILE CONTEMPLATING HOW RIDICULOUS YOU WOULD LOOK CARRYING TWO NERF RECONS ON THE METRO, THOSE BITTERSWEET THREADS OF YESTERYEAR THAT SKIP THROUGH YOUR MIND AS YOU READ THE PRICE TAG ON A BOTTLE OF BURNETTS AND OPT FOR BURNETTS PINEAPPLE INSTEAD, THOSE SPECIAL MESSAGES THAT ACCOMPANY "TROLLING" AND BITCHING ABOUT THE A/C IN YOUR $2000-A-MONTH TYSONS STUDIO APARTMENT. BC-DC IS BROWN AND BROWN, MY FACELESS INTERNET FRIENDS, IS TIMELESS.